Is it just that he is polishing a turd to a high shine so deserves some respect?
From the guardian.co.uk
Surely she has better things to do with her time than emailing turd entheusiasts.
From the theargus.co.uk
The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana was execrable, an absolute turd of a book.
From the guardian.co.uk
Oh yeah, and someone has made a little bronze cast of a Suri Cruise turd, too.
From the hecklerspray.com
Best of all, if you don't carry out each recipe precisely, you make a little turd.
From the hecklerspray.com
I think it's just a turd sandwich and this is the best that can be done right now.
From the world.time.com
At least Sactown will have 40 plus open stadium dates for their turd kicker rodeos.
From the ocregister.com
It's still terrible, but this turd has been polished, wax on'd and wax off'd.
From the metro.co.uk
A film with Adam Sandler in drag is just like scattering glitter on a day-old turd.
From the guardian.co.uk
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Crap: obscene terms for feces
Feces (US) or faeces (UK), also known by many other names, is a solid waste product from an animal digestive tract, discharged through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation. Urine and feces together are called excreta.
A piece of solid animal or human feces; A pejorative term, typically directed at a person