Let's talk about the Guardian lapping this old toot up and reporting it as news.
From the guardian.co.uk
People just sit patiently in their cars and might occasionally toot their horns.
From the guardian.co.uk
With each motion, saxophones toot, clarinets honk, trumpets blast, drums pound.
From the omaha.com
On a day of filming, they would just pull up, toot their horn and get started.
From the tennessean.com
He wouldn't, and probably couldn't, toot his horn if someone glued it to his lips.
From the sacbee.com
Not to toot my own horn, but I've been saying this since my column debuted in 2005.
From the timesunion.com
That's about the extent to which Stevenson's longtime coach will toot his own horn.
From the dailyherald.com
Toot usually goes on a trip to a foreign country, and sometimes Puddle comes along.
From the en.wikipedia.org
I hear Miss Hilly and her mama, Miss Walter, pull up the driveway and toot the horn.
From the telegraph.co.uk
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A blast of a horn
Honk: make a loud noise; "The horns of the taxis blared"
Carouse: revelry in drinking; a merry drinking party
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