Except that we would all get so sloshed that we would miss the end of the debate.
From the economist.com
Frankly, we just picture some sloshed dude conversing, sadly, with his olives.
From the cnn.com
The runoff from a late night rain sloshed through the new grooves in the road.
From the sacbee.com
The late fall weather was bitter, and slimy water sloshed in our combat boots.
From the denverpost.com
It also sloshed Lake Pontchartrain over the levees and flood walls in New Orleans.
From the usatoday.com
Each order of wings is fried and sloshed to order as soon as you hang up the phone.
From the chron.com
While White sloshed through muddy Annandale, players lingered around the clubhouse.
From the heraldtribune.com
He broke through the middle on second-and-7 and sloshed 25 yards for the touchdown.
From the thestate.com
For a time, Weaver and a co-worker sloshed around in waders moving equipment.
From the dispatch.com
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Besotted: very drunk
Alcohol intoxication (also known as drunkenness or being drunk or inebriated) is a physiological state occurring when an organism has a high level of ethanol in its bloodstream, or when ethanol otherwise causes the physiological effect known as drunkenness. ...
Simple past of slosh; Very drunk
Splash: make a splashing sound; "water was splashing on the floor"
Squelch: walk through mud or mire; "We had to splosh across the wet meadow"
Spill or splash copiously or clumsily; "slosh paint all over the walls"
(sloshed) besotted: very drunk
In fluid dynamics, slosh refers to the movement of liquid inside another object (which is, typically, also undergoing motion). ...
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