I'm with you on the egg-nog, but for everything else, this has to be a wind up.
From the guardian.co.uk
Out of curiosity, do you buy egg nog from the grocery store or make your own?
From the stltoday.com
Alcohol is a depressant, even the comfy drinks like spiked egg-nog and apple cider.
From the blogs.psychcentral.com
Last weekend I was offered a choice between straight-up nog and the soymilk version.
From the courier-journal.com
But there's nary a candy cane, egg nog or fruit cake on the dessert table.
From the stltoday.com
Sure, Christmas has nog, Halloween cider and the beer flows freely on Independence Day.
From the thenewstribune.com
The holiday season brings joy and merriment, cider and egg nog, and, best of all, lights.
From the ocregister.com
Candy in the stockings, bowls of nuts out on the tables, egg nog, cider, hot chocolate.
From the charlotteobserver.com
The Angels enjoy living in the Dodgers'shadow about as much as sips of spoiled egg nog.
From the denverpost.com
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