This isn't your home. What are you talking about? This is the Umbrella Academy. This is the Sparrow Academy. [ __ ]. When we jumped here, we created a time paradox. Our little paradox brought forth the freaking Kugelblitz. What the hell is a Kugelblitz? Essentially, we're screwed. Everybody else can see Ben, right? Yeah, he's a complete [ __ ]. They're all [ __ ]. [ __ ] who can fight. Next person to say "[ __ ]" is getting punched. -Dickhead. -Dickhead. -Dickhead. -Dickhead. We caused a paradox, and that paradox is swallowing things. -How long do we have? -Four, maybe five days before existence is blitzed. Not to mention we've been replaced by a bunch of blobs, and cubes, and birds, and [ __ ]. Your team's good. But I don't think you're better than me. I ended the world twice. And you? You're just meat in spandex. Dad didn't adopt us as babies, but those babies still existed here. -So if you see your other self… -Kill them. -Sleep with them. -Avoid them. -What's wrong with you? -Come on. As if you wouldn't climb Luther Mountain. If I kill you, do we get our Ben back? What the hell did you just say? What are you, their mascot? More their ringer. Been looking for you. Spoiler alert.