Beat up Sonny Liston in Miami to become champion of the whole cockeyed world.
From the philly.com
Your cockeyed rationale seems to be that dogs feel uncomfortable in clothes.
From the suntimes.com
Several Angels said they always believed the plate was placed in the ground cockeyed.
From the ocregister.com
Are they just cockeyed optimists, waiting each Valentine's Day for a ring?
From the washingtonpost.com
Its roads were cockeyed, more or less aligned with a dirt path someone built in 1863.
From the orlandosentinel.com
As the Secretariat syndication shows, the economics of horse racing is totally cockeyed.
From the time.com
Sitting cockeyed on his head was one of those effeminizing hairdo rags.
From the newsobserver.com
Anyone who thinks they can drown Jason Voorhees for the fifth time is a cockeyed optimist.
From the timesunion.com
A faded-blue plastic Winnie the Pooh sits at a cockeyed angle in muck.
From the stltoday.com
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Askew: turned or twisted toward one side; "a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton; "his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff"
Absurd: incongruous;inviting ridicule; "the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed idea"; "ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer"; "a contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion"; "a preposterous attempt to ...
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Cockeyed.com is a website that covers a variety of subjects, most of which are projects undertaken by the site's creator, Rob Cockerham. As the creator lives in Sacramento, California, many of his projects take place in notable Sacramento landmarks, such as Arden Fair Mall and Arco Arena.
Having both eyes oriented inward; Crooked or askew; Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people; Alternative spelling of cock-eyed
Silly and not practical; not straight or level; crooked.