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- Why don't you signal!
- Why are you jamming?
- How will I know that you'll pass?
- Women shouldn't drive.
- I won't drive too, if necessary.
- It's hot.
- Where were you?
- I went to buy pastries father.
- You went to buy pastries, with the client's car.
- That guy is mafia!
- But look. It's your favourite. It has ground meat.
- Ground meat huh? His car will stink of onions.
- Soon he'll come to get the car.
- How will we get rid of the onion smell?
- How can it stink father? It's a roadster.
- Look, the windows are open too.
- Don't worry. I drove around the coast to get rid of the smell.
- You just used up the gas to drive around the coast.
- Don't talk too much. Go change that car's linings.
- But pastries?
- -I can eat it bro. -Don't do that.
- I drove a lot and fought with my father for those pastries.
- You should be full then.
- Bon appetit, Father Sefer.
- Emrah, son. Come sit. Let's eat together.
- -Thank you. -Come on eat.
- Hello Zeynep.
- Hello Berna. Yes, I'm listening.
- Last night I sent you the pool side wedding proposal of Mrs. Dolunay.
- Could you check it out?
- I saw it my dear. It's beautiful work.
- But we can look together when I arrive, okay?
- Okay. We'll talk later. Bye.
- Friends. You put them in wrong place. Not this side.
- Oh! My favourite song.
- Oh! My favourite song. Oh my!
- Dear Kral Pop fans. You know this song. And the singer of course.
- But how many of you remember which year this song is from?
- -Me! -That's too easy. 1995.
- I can almost hear your answers. If you remember, take your phone.
- First two listeners with the correct answer will have a...
- ...ten days long, super holiday in Antalya.
- You need to reach me immediately, from this number.
- 0 212 304 03 33.
- I repeat. 0 212 304 03 33. I'm waiting.
- Hello. Kral Pop.
- 95. 1995.
- Can you tell us your name?
- I am Zeynep Kara.
- We got your answer. Stay on hold. We have another audience on the line.
- Hello? Kral Pop?
- Arzum Kebap Restaurant. We have family saloon too.
- I'm so sorry. Wrong number.
- Stop. It was a joke. It's not wrong number.
- Maybe we don't make the best kebap. But we play the best songs.
- You're on the correct line. Can you tell us your name?
- I am Barýþ. Barýþ Yaman.
- So Barýþ, where are you calling us from?
- I'm calling you from under a car.
- I see you are a joker too.
- Okay. Let's keep it short. Let's hear your correct answer too.
- 1995.
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure, yes.
- 1995 is the correct answer. I congratulate you both.
- I send you to an amazing holiday to Antalya...
- ...with an extra person for each.
- Yes! Ouch!
- Thank you very much! Thank you!
- Thank you.
- That's it!
- I'll call my love Tolga.
- Yes my dear.
- I have a perfect surprise for you. We have to meet tonight.
- Okay. That's fine. I wanted to talk with you too.
- Oh? Why is that?
- There's something I want to say for a long time.
- Is 8 o'clock okay for you?
- It's perfect honey!
- Okay honey. Kiss you. Bye.
- Is there an onion smell in this car?
- No.
- Why should it? Like we drove to buy onion pastries, right Emrah?
- Of course. Like he wanted to drive around the coast...
- ...and bought the pastries while going there, right bro?
- Just like that, bro.
- Of course. Something like that won't happen here, right master?
- No.
- -Good job. Thank you. See you later. -It's our duty sir.
- -Have a nice trip. -Goodbye.
- You moron.
- -You! -Okay father. Don't act suspicious.
- He didn't understand at all.
- Come on bro.
- Girl, are you sure? Did he say so?
- Yes. He said, "There's an important thing I should tell you." Thank you.
- Now tell me from the start.
- How many times will I tell you?
- Nevermind that. A ring is coming to this finger!
- Oh my dear.
- Boy is ours. Girl is ours.
- -Boy is ours. Girl... -Hey, is there a party?
- -Come, come! -Yeah, it's my party!
- Boy is ours. Girl is ours. Hey hey hey.
- Let her mother in law burst with jealousy.
- -Stop. Henna night rehearsal. Quick. -Oh! Henna!
- Come on. Sit there.
- -Berna. -Yes sweety.
- We will make henna too, right?
- Of course we will.
- Don't let them build a house on high hills.
- Sweety?
- -Am I crying good, Berna? -Even I believed it.
- -It's good. -Is it?
- Oh Berna!
- Sweety. My dear friend.
- Look I got all goose bumps.
- Oh dear.
- Before I die I want to play with my grandchildren.
- I can't even go to the mosque, because of you.
- My friends are making fun of me.
- They say, "You couldn't mate your son. He's old now."
- Come on! How did this holiday conversation come to marriage...
- ...children, mosque. I couldn't even enjoy it.
- Take it easy man. Don't make him angry. Get your permission.
- Yeah, you're right.
- Whatever. I go to pack my bags.
- -We'll talk later. -Okay don't worry.
- -King of all fathers! -What again?
- Look. I'm going to holiday now. Okay?
- And I'll come back to you with a beautiful bride. Deal?
- Deal then.
- Now I can go to the mosque.
- And tell the folks that my son finally decided to marry.
- Come on, mount that tire now. Okay?
- God bless you father.
- Did you like it?
- -What? -Me.
- What do you think about my hair and dress?
- Is it different?
- I didn't notice honey, sorry.
- Come on! It's the first time I made the front part like this.
- My dress is new too. I think you confused it with the older one.
- It's the same fabric but the neckline was different.
- I bought this specially for today.
- Enjoy it honey.
- Thank you.
- So? What did you want to say?
- -What did you want to say to me? -No, you first.
- No, no. You first.
- No way! It's not so important. You tell first.
- Ladies first.
- Honey, why are you being a buzzkiller?
- Why don't you say it? Come on.
- Let's do it like this.
- Let's close our eyes, count to three and say it at the same time.
- That's a good idea.
- Close your eyes.
- One...
- Two...
- Three.
- -I want to make a break to this. -Let's go to holiday.
- -What? -What?
- What did you say?
- I'm asking to you.
- Look Zeynep. Our relationship isn't working.
- I've been thinking a lot. Trying not to care.
- It just doesn't work.
- Look, I need some time to think and breath.
- I think it's overwhelming me.
- We are together since five years... Zeynep?
- Zeynep? Are you alright?
- Zeynep wake up!
- I'm fine.
- What was the holiday you were talking about?
- I say, God damn you Tolga.
- Just give me some time, before I call you.
- I just need some time.
- I think you need this!
- Get cool.
- -Zeyno. Just let her look. -Yes. One minute.
- No. He won't come back.
- How come?
- He just won't. He left you.
- What do you mean, he left?
- -Did you look at this corner? -Yes, I did.
- Look. When you look straight down, there is a heart, did you see?
- No. It's not heart. Like I told you. A long meandering thing.
- Berna, look it's not heart but the other place.
- It's okay for me.
- God bless you girl. Not that. The long meandering road.
- Like a mountain road. You'll have a long trip.
- Can you look at the saucer again? You passed it quickly.
- Sweety. It doesn't work like that. The cup is just a tool.
- We speak of what comes to our hearts.
- Thank you so much Sister Melahat.
- Your heart is so clean.
- Let's go then Zeynep.
- -Get up. -One minute. I'll say something.
- Let me drink one more please. Maybe I couldn't close it correctly.
- Should I do it outwards or inwards?
- Maybe I was late for my wish. Berna please let me drink one more.
- Sweety. There are other clients waiting. Don't waste my time.
- Sorry Sister Melahat.
- Come on, don't be silly.
- Berna please, I made a mistake. I wasn't in the right mood.
- -We pay money for this! -We disgrace ourselves. Sorry.
- -Get up. Hurry. Get up. -Please.
- I won't take you to the fortune teller anymore.
- How can this be Berna?
- After all these years, what doesn't he like about me?
- It's not about you, girl. He is stupid.
- He was wasting your time.
- You should be glad that you're saved.
- What's there to be glad? I was gonna wear a wedding dress.
- I was gonna marry this year.
- Zeynep, please. You have to pull yourself together.
- You need a holiday.
- Let's go to this holiday. Two girls. Huh?
- We can find a new boy for you.
- I don't want a new boy. I want Tolga.
- There is no Tolga. There is holiday.
- You go now. Pack your bags and we're leaving immediately. Okay?
- What about the business?
- There's no business. It's not the wedding season yet.
- Let's make a holiday in between.
- -Trust me. -You say so?
- Exactly.
- Good news! Your lover will come back soon!
- He is so in love with you. Don't worry. Look.
- No, no, no.
- You see? She's telling beautiful things to other people.
- She says, he's in love. That woman has a problem with me.
- Don't be silly.
- She made discount, that's why. I'm gonna pay twice as much.
- -Don't! -I'm gonna drink one more.
- -Berna? -Yes dear?
- I need to go to bathroom, before the bags arrive.
- Let's go quickly. I need it too.
- -They didn't came yet, right? -No. Run, run, run.
- Bro. It feels like there was an explosion in my ear.
- I think this is mine. Yes.
- Let's go.
- -Where are they? -They're coming, yes.
- Hold it. Together.
- Is it okay?
- -Berna. -Yes dear.
- Somebody took my suitcase.
- What?
- This isn't my suitcase. Somebody took my original suitcase!
- No way. Who will do that?
- It was original. Its second hand price is almost 2000 liras.
- They really stole it!
- Who took my suitcase?
- There it is!
- Look. Go, go, go!
- It's my suitcase.
- He put his feet on it! Take off your dirty feet!
- What's going on?
- -I'll kill you. -Wait a minute! What's going on?
- -You dirty thief! -Where is the security?
- Wait a minute. What's going on? Tell me.
- And you're asking! You took my beautiful original suitcase.
- And you try to give me this fake, disgusting one!
- You wanted to sell it online, right?
- -Stop! -What kind of gang are you?
- Be calm for one minute!
- I'm not a thief. I just made a mistake.
- My friend is not guilty too. We just came here for holiday.
- How will I know, that you're not lying?
- If I were a thief, this suitcase, I don't know how much it's worth...
- Five thousand.
- Thank you. If I wanted to sell it online. Think about it...
- ...why would I wait here? I would just go and leave.
- He's making sense now. Probably he's telling the truth.
- I was really confused. They look exactly the same, see?
- Please don't insult me. I paid 5000, for the difference...
- ...you can't see.
- This is plastic. Mine is metal. Completely.
- Yours doesn't even have arms. My patterns are elegant.
- Yours are too big. It's ridiculous.
- One must be blind to not see these.
- Lady. I'm not blind. But I'm a man.
- I don't have X-Ray eyes, like you women.
- Thank you. I take it as a compliment.
- Because if you could really see, the men's room would be cleaner.
- For Christ sakes! What a weird situation. Yes!
- Hello. Yes, we're leaving now.
- -You're going too far. -What if I do?
- Hello? Yes we're going out.
- I'm so sorry. As a man I'm not capable to beat you in this game.
- And there is a car waiting for me outside. I'm sorry.
- -Which one is mine? -That one!
- I know okay!
- I have a ride too.
- If you take your huge bum, I want to start my holiday too.
- Wish you good luck in life.
- You too fat ass. If I ever see you again, it will be terrible for you.
- Did you hear me?
- See you in hell.
- I will be on the warm side.
- And I saw that finger!
- What are you doing?
- Welcome. You're the first lucky radio couple right?
- -No, no. We're not a couple. -Absolutely not.
- I came with my girl friend. She will come soon.
- And I came with my boy friend.
- I understand. It's not a problem at all.
- No, not like that. I meant with my friend, my bro.
- Emrah! Come here man.
- See?
- What are you doing man?
- My balls hurt.
- He... He has pain.
- Normally we are wrestling. He's a real man, the biggest man.
- Like I told you. I'm used to things like this.
- We have lots of guests from Holland.
- No...
- -So... We can go now. -Okay let's go.
- -Get out of my way! -For Christ sakes!
- Is that car ours?
- You made us a disgrace to the girls.
- Are we going with this?
- This is the only one left.
- It looks small. But we can fill the world in that.
- Okay now, I take the front seat.
- Back seats make me dizzy.
- -Why so fast? -I can throw up all over you.
- I know myself.
- Idiot.
- Come.
- -How do we open that? -He's taking him from there!
- Hurry up.
- Bring that.
- Take it.
- Come here Emrah.
- Hello.
- Welcome sir.
- We are radio winners.
- Welcome. Can I see an ID.
- Here it is.
- I'm registering you right away sir.
- Beautiful hotel, right?
- Excuse me, you came with the other winners, right?
- You mean the girls?
- Yes.
- Yes we came with the girls.
- Those cute girls.
- Your registration is complete. We have two double rooms...
- ...with sea view, reserved for you. This is your key.
- -Thank you very much. -You're welcome.
- Excuse me. My clients want a sea view room.
- Otherwise we don't want it.
- I see. But unfortunately I gave our last sea view rooms to these...
- ...gentlemen. They had reservations.
- We have only mountain view rooms left.
- Excuse me. I just heard your conversation.
- On our way here, girls were saying, that they would prefer...
- ...mountain view rooms. Right, Emrah?
- Yes, yes. They are fanatics of mountain view.
- Actually there's a chubby girl who will come here soon.
- She is a Feng Shui specialist.
- She said that mountain and forest air is so good for her.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, give the room to the ladies. Make them happy.
- Give it brother, don't worry. Just trust us.
- Alright then.
- -Thank you. -Thank you, we're so glad.
- Can I have your ID's please?
- -Thank you. -You're welcome.
- Happy holidays.
- That bear collapsed over me. My whole body's aching.
- -Hello. -Welcome.
- We are the radio winners. Like the other grabby gentlemen.
- My name is Zeynep Kara. My friend is Berna.
- Our ID's are here.
- Yes Mrs. Zeynep. We should thank you for your help.
- Thanks to you, we didn't leave a family behind.
- They're our guests now.
- -How come? -What do you mean?
- These gentlemen told as that you liked mountain view.
- They said, it's for Feng Shui.
- So we gave our last sea view room to these ladies.
- It's good luck.
- How did that happen?
- Here you go.
- That room is mine. That's my card.
- Madam please.
- Let's go.
- What will we do in a mountain view room?
- Are we bears?
- Do we look like bears right now?
- I'm so sorry. It's completely my fault.
- No it's not your fault. These donkeys tricked you.
- Now if you tell us their room numbers, we're even.
- Otherwise...
- You are at the same floor madam. They're in room 3002.
- Thank you. Let's go Berna.
- 3002. 3002. 3002.
- Brother I'll take a shower, okay?
- Alright bro. And I'm enjoying the sea view.
- Alright. Hey, look at me.
- I hope this girls won't understand our trick.
- I'm so tired.
- Thank you very much. We can handle the rest.
- -Thank you. -Thank you.
- -What's the plan? -There's no plan Berna.
- We'll just go full force.
- Is this the room? No. There it is.
- Look at me. I think they're not in the room.
- If they were in the room, one of them would hear this.
- You're right. These rude guys probably just went...
- ...to the pool or the bar. What are we gonna do?
- I say let's make a reprisal when they're not here.
- Let's do it. How?
- Since we've taken our war axes out. It's time to hit the axe to rock.
- I don't understand Berna. Just tell me directly.
- Sweety. We're gonna take our stuff and settle in their room.
- And we throw their stuff out.
- Throwing is not enough. Let's burn them.
- Give me five.
- Hello, we're staying in that room. But we've left the card inside.
- -Could you help us please? -Sure
- It was so easy.
- Thank you very much.
- -Have a nice day. -You too.
- In every language. Hello, may peace be with you.
- Welcome all. I'm your guide Zebercet Gezer.
- I'll be with you in this tour.
- Are you gonna yell like this all the time?
- When I'm excited. I talk with high volume.
- If this is your normal voice. I'll just wear headphones.
- Jokes! I love making jokes too.
- Excuse me is your name “joke”? We couldn't get it.
- What's your full name?
- Zebercet. Unfortunately that's not a joke.
- That's a joke from my parents to me.
- But in tourism they call me Michael.
- I mean everybody calls me Michael.
- Alright, can we get to know you?
- -What a weirdo. -Very weird.
- Excuse me?
- I'm Emrah.
- -Barýþ. -Barýþ, nice to meet you.
- -Zeynep. -Berna.
- Nice to meet you.
- Now that I know you. I'd like to tell you more about me.
- Like I said, I'm Michael.
- Like you know, in this tour made with the radio sponsor...
- …I prepared amazing tours for you. You're so lucky.
- Horsemanship, marksmanship, diving sports, mountain climbing.
- Altogether we're gonna have a great time.
- -He says altogether. -One minute.
- We want to hang around together just two of us.
- Definitely we want to be seperated.
- Seperated.
- -Seperated like this. -Like this.
- Excuse us. We're dying to spend time with you, you know?
- Excuse me. Because of our deal with the sponsors...
- ...we will take photos of each activity and they're gonna be...
- ...published in social media, Facebook and everywhere.
- That's the participation rule of the contest.
- You've got an email regarding this issue, right?
- Berna. Now I remember.
- You remember our mailbox was full and we couldn't empty it.
- Stop, I know. I missed it because of all the mail traffic.
- God!
- I promise we never saw such an email.
- I'll tell something. Do you know about email?
- Maybe these guys think that Internet and Facebook are the same.
- They're both blue like this.
- And they're using it only to find girls.
- So funny! Excuse us but we don't write each other emails to ask...
- ...do you wanna drink coffee.
- Bravo bro.
- You email crazy white collars.
- Excuse me, what's your profession?
- I'm car mechanic thanks to God.
- So? I'm not surprised at all.
- Do you think there's a problem with that?
- No, what problem? I couldn't expect you to be a genetic engineer...
- ...or an astronaut or a physics engineer.
- That's not possible.
- Mr. Emrah. I was wondering, what are you doing generally?
- I'm in the army.
- Pardon, I'm so sorry. Are you an officer? What army?
- Army of the unemployed.
- Very funny. They're really funny. So excessively funny.
- -My brain melted away. -Mine too. Look.
- I made a joke so you could laugh.
- You're such swaggerers. I thought you need to laugh.
- You're only concern is work, tag, occupation.
- Carrier fools.
- What are you talking about? Impertinent idiot.
- -Email maniacs. -You told that already.
- Apache. Did you go senile?
- The Apache Band. Use it all through the holiday.
- Give me five.
- Fake posh girls.
- What are you saying. Idiot? I'll kill him.
- Come kill me if you can.
- Stop! Please don't do this.
- Look we came here for holiday, to relax.
- I will reveal a surprise for you.
- Generally I do it at the end of the tour.
- But now that there's a tension here and you need to relax.
- We'll go altogether to hamam. You will get rubbed and relax.
- Okay. Okay. Berna. Please. One minute. We'll do like this.
- We don't want to involve in any activity with this Apache Band.
- -Right, Berna? -Yes.
- So now we're canceling our holiday and go back home.
- -Exactly. -Wait.
- But it's enough!
- If necessary we can cancel it too. Right, Emrah?
- I'm not going anywhere man. It's beautiful here. And it's free.
- Look. Such an ill mannered person. Do you see Mr. Guide?
- You're not listening.
- But Ladies and Gentlemen. Don't do this.
- If you cancel the tour and go back, I'll lose my job.
- I took the charge of ten days in advance.
- I have two little kids.
- I have rabbits waiting for lettuce.
- Then... I have cats. I have a wife too.
- I'll be in a very difficult situation. But you'll know better.
- -Okay, okay. -Okay we're coming.
- I'm really in a very difficult situation.
- -Okay. Don't touch me. -Take your arm.
- We'll fix it man don't worry.
- Okay. I won't do.
- Now that we're here, we're gonna enjoy it.
- We'll give them merry hell. Let the war begin.
- Do I have hair over my lips?
- Go to use the line.
- We'll put those spoiled plaza girls in their places.
- We'll turn their holiday into hell. We'll have a lot of fun.
- Wake up soldier!
- Get up. It's time for pool side selfie.
- You're fried.
- Who did this to us?
- -Girls. -Selfie time. Come on.
- Can you come for the selfie please. Come on!
- Cheese!
- -What's that? -What's that?
- -What is this? -What's this?
- Wait. Let me check. I'll help you, don't move.
- -What's that? -Wait, wait, wait.
- -Don't pull, stop. -Does it hurt?
- -They're ripping off from the root. -Okay. Zeynep it hurts!
- Shut up!
- -No! -There's nothing else to do.
- Cut me. Cut my hair. Cut it!
- I'm cutting!
- Pull that. Pull.
- I'll make them moustaches from this.
- -They! -Yes, they.
- Look at that.
- Ill mannered bear. He's living the open buffet syndrome.
- He takes laddleful of everything he sees.
- What do you expect? He confessed on his own...
- ...that he came here for free food.
- You're right.
- Look at me, Zeynep. Take some from this. It looks nice.
- No, there's probably peanut butter in that. I don't want it.
- I always forget your allergy. I'm so sorry.
- Beastly.
- Berna, he left the plates.
- Run, run, run.
- Look here.
- Why are they grinning?
- I eat like an animal. They're probably laughing at me.
- Alright then.
- Now that they ask for it, we'll give them what they want.
- It's delicious cheese. Amazing.
- -Come near. -What happened?
- -I have an important information. -Really?
- You see that Zeynep.
- She's allergic to peanuts, I heard that while they talk.
- Really?
- I'll show her, what it means to mess with us.
- Really?
- Bro, if you say "really" again...
- Alright. Tell me your plan.
- -Look. -Bro, stop!
- What's going on?
- I feel too bad.
- If you eat this much in the morning. It's normal Emrah.
- It's not like that.
- I think I'll shit in my pants.
- Then go to the bathroom.
- I can't walk man. I have to let it go.
- Let it go then.
- God damn you!
- Oh my!
- Bro, maybe the girls did this.
- Don't say.
- Look how they're giggling.
- Bro, I'm disgraced.
- Have my revenge.
- Don't let me down.
- You better run.
- Laugh while you can.
- He who laughs last laughs best.
- Yes?
- Good afternoon madam. How are you? I hope you're fine. I'm fine too.
- My name is Ahmet.
- I'm the ice cream master of the best hotel in Antalya.
- We have amazing ice cream for you today. It's on us.
- Strawberry or peanuts. Which one do you prefer?
- I don't want peanut. I'm allergic. Make them both strawberry.
- Oh! Such a shame! Yes, some people are allergic to this.
- They can't eat at all. But you're lucky.
- Here is your ice cream.
- It's a joke. This one has peanut. It'll be bad for you madam.
- I'll give you this. Your ice cream, sweeter than honey.
- I'll give the other for your friend.
- Bon appetit. I'm so pleased to meet you too.
- It's so cold and delicious.
- You'll almost make love to the ice cream Zeynep.
- Don't tell me about love Berna.
- Don't make me remember that.
- What did I say now?
- What else could you say?
- How can you remind a suffering person of love? Who had...
- ...a break up only three days ago.
- What an unlucky person I am? How could he abandon me?
- Wish a wasp stung my tongue and I didn't say that.
- I think it stung mine.
- What?
- I think a wasp stung my tongue Berna.
- That's my line. Why are you stealing it?
- Not like that.
- My heart is aching.
- My heart is aching Berna.
- I don't understand. Does your tongue ache or your heart?
- Are you suffering the pangs of love, or do you have tongue wound?
- I don't understand what you're doing.
- Oh my God!
- Is there a bee in your throat? What happened?
- Come here.
- Are you okay?
- One...
- Two...
- Three...
- Four...
- I don't have the strength to fight anymore.
- Please. That's enough.
- Really I...
- I'm raising the white flag.
- I want ceasefire too.
- Give me five.
- Wait. I can't reach with my other hand.
- -Let's make peace. Give me five. -One minute.
- A little bit more.
- First of all. I apologize to you. Yesterday I went too far I suppose.
- I apologize to you. Aperient was my idea.
- And I'm sorry for the kick at the airport.
- I have a post graduate in beating people.
- She has.
- Whatever. It's okay.
- I put your tooth brushes first in my armpit then the toilet.
- -What? -What?
- And I peed in your perfume bottles a little. I'm sorry for that too.
- What kind of person are you?
- Relax. Be calm.
- You son of a donkey!
- Animal! I was dying!
- Relax please. You're right.
- Animal!
- But everybody did bad things to each other.
- Now we confessed, we apologized. It's over now.
- What should the kid do? At least he was honest.
- Should he have lied?
- He says kid. He's a hotel stallion.
- Girls. Please.
- Look. Should we start all over again? To everything? What do you say?
- We're on holiday. But look at us.
- We can't enjoy this beautiful place, because of fighting.
- We barely know each other.
- Barýþ.
- Okay, we made peace.
- Not like that. I mean Barýþ.
- Alright peace!
- I am Barýþ. Which means peace. My name is Barýþ.
- Excuse me. And I'm Zeynep.
- Zeynep.
- I'm Berna.
- And I'm Emrah.
- God bless you.
- Bravo!
- The portrait of Turkey, that everyone missed.
- Let's take some selfies then.
- Can everybody see?
- What's going on? What are you doing?
- Did Tolga call?
- No.
- No text neither.
- Is there something wrong Zeynep?
- No.
- Don't lie to me. Since we came here you're always checking your phone.
- Did Tolga call? Did Tolga text?
- Is Tolga hungry? Is he thirsty? Tolga, Tolga, Tolga.
- It's normal. One can't forget a five year relationship in two days.
- But your five year relationship forgets you in one day.
- At least you should make an effort to forget him, my friend.
- Oh Berna. I won't argue with you.
- Because I think you don't know what pangs of love is.
- Like you were in love with that guy.
- Yes I... I was.
- At the beginning I was.
- Then it may have turned into a habit.
- Just nevermind Tolga. Tolga kicked you out, girl.
- Please think about the games you have in front of you.
- I don't want another game Berna.
- I want to play this game with Tolga.
- But of course. He kicked me, right?
- It's not like that. Come on Zeynep.
- Come here my friend.
- Take my arm.
- Now listen to me.
- Do you know what men are like?
- They are like rubber. Like this.
- It goes away. It goes. But the moment you let it loose.
- It comes back. That's it.
- How do you know all these?
- If you've read all the self help books I read...
- ...you could have seven husbands.
- Don't get obsessed with it. Be in the flow. Deal?
- -Yes. -Yes.
- -Yes! -Yes! You're on holiday.
- I'm on holiday.
- -We are on holiday. -We are on holiday!
- There you go girl!
- Now take that pillow. Quick.
- Breathing therapy.
- -Yes. -Yes.
- Stand tall! Yes!
- Mr. Sefa!
- Come here.
- Mr. Sefa is my helper.
- He will be with us...
- ...while I'm explaining you the specifics of horses.
- Important thing is not what you ride, but how you ride.
- Love your horse.
- If it loves you too...
- Then you'll be "The cowboy, who loves his horse", right?
- Emrah. But that's not what we want, right?
- Mr. Guide. I need to make a phone call.
- Please do it. We'll repeat it when you come back.
- Continue to lesson. No loafing.
- This is a mare.
- It means female horse.
- It's meeker than male horses.
- Yes Emrah.
- Are they private parts there? Or am I wrong?
- With private parts you mean?
- I mean spare parts.
- With spare parts you mean?
- Don't make me talk in front of the girls.
- Should I go and touch it?
- They are testicles man. That's what I mean. It's not female.
- You say testicles. But it isn't like that.
- We can get closer if you want.
- Come, take a look.
- When did it came to this?
- -I need to talk to you urgently. -What happened?
- Now...
- Defne called. There came a big job to the company.
- They want us to organize a wedding at the end of the month.
- And they're waiting an offer.
- -What kind of wedding? -Countryside wedding.
- She says money isn't an issue.
- So we have to cancel the holiday and go to work.
- We won't cancel the holiday.
- Both of us don't need to go back.
- I go first. Talk to them. Okay?
- Then I make the offer.
- When we're ready to talk details, you come to Istanbul.
- But, it's not a good idea Berna...
- Please, don't say "but". You're the boss.
- Bosses do holiday. Workers work.
- You won't take, "no" as an answer, don't you?
- Of course I won't.
- You are my lifelong best friend Berna.
- Alright. Enjoy today. And after that enjoy parasailing.
- First we should learn, how to ride this horse.
- I won't ride that horse.
- Where are its brakes?
- Here in your hand.
- I should hold like this, right? Wait a minute!
- Don't be afraid. Bye!
- So good!
- Don't be afraid!
- Altogether now!
- Emrah, I'm done man.
- I swear I can't breathe.
- Yes!
- This is one of the most desolate corners of the forest.
- So it's perfect for scout camping.
- Why are we doing a scout camp?
- Are we children? Are we boy scouts?
- Emrah. Do you think only boy scouts are camping?
- Scouting is the sum of all the experiences you get in life.
- For instance, you're on a deserted island.
- What are you gonna do?
- Then... Don't say it won't happen.
- You went to Africa. What will you do there?
- Cannibals surround you. They put you in a boiler.
- They're gonna eat you. What will you do?
- Or if you're in Alaska.
- Your ship sunk. You're freezing in the cold.
- What will you do?
- Why would we ever go there?
- Our only struggle with the nature is, collecting brushwood in...
- ...the Belgrad forest while making barbecue.
- That's why I like this kid.
- Because you made a good point Emrah.
- As boy scouts, first thing we should do is collecting brushwood.
- I'll teach you how to start a fire in the forest...
- ...without using a match or lighter.
- Like our first ancestors did.
- Fortunately you are so lucky.
- Because I'm a survival expert.
- I have lots of medals of honor.
- If you left me at the most deep, desolated point of the forest...
- ...completely naked I can build all civilisation from scratch.
- -I bet he's full of shit bro. -Sure.
- Ladies and gentlemen. Now we are separating in groups of two.
- And we are collecting brushwood. Emrah.
- Michael?
- -Dear Emrah. -Yes, dear Michael.
- Dear Emrah. Now two of us will go into the deeper places.
- There I will teach you my most valuable experiences.
- Take that hand down first.
- What's the matter with you, with all these desolate places?
- Now we'll go to that desolate place, if there's something wrong...
- ...when we come back, I'll cook you in the barbecue and eat you.
- And I will sit in your stomach.
- It's just a joke. Don't be afraid kiddos.
- I know mai-tai, karate, everything.
- Come, I'll tell you know.
- One day I went to Japan. I was learning karate there.
- Guess who I saw?
- Who?
- Bruce Lee's uncle's son.
- Do you want to go that way?
- Ladies first.
- Come in.
- Thanks.
- Thorns stung all around me.
- What happened?
- I think we're lost.
- Help!
- Anybody around?
- Don't tire yourself for no reason.
- I think nobody can hear us here.
- But I'm so tired.
- Can I sit there for a while?
- Of course.
- My feet.
- It didn't touch my mouth yet.
- I'm not in the mood to search for hygiene.
- Normally, in the city, I'm obsessed with hygiene.
- What else?
- What else what?
- What else are you obsessed with for instance?
- What do you like? What don't you like?
- Are you trying to get to know me?
- No. I don't have that kind of intention.
- Like in the movies. Boy and girl get lost in the woods.
- Then they start telling stories to each other.
- That's why I said.
- Just not to get bored, huh?
- Do you interrogate everything like this?
- Is this interrogating?
- Look, you did it again.
- What? What did I do?
- You're always asking questions. Always interrogating.
- Of course. Typical woman.
- You are typical.
- And you'll never be defeated.
- I am a unique person okay? I have different sides in my own way.
- You always want compliments.
- And when there's no one complimenting. You do it yourself.
- Can you please stop classifying me.
- But I'm asking a special question. And you're not answering.
- If I can't know you. I have to make generalisations.
- Okay. Ask me.
- Ask what?
- Ask what you want to know.
- Alright.
- Let's see.
- Where did you born?
- Istanbul.
- What's your father's profession?
- He is retired from a bank.
- You?
- I own a wedding organisation company.
- Really?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Pass this one.
- How old are you?
- -Pass. -Okay. I quit!
- Ask something else.
- What should I ask? Your mother's maiden name?
- But you're asking confidential questions.
- Look, if you want to know someone.
- You have to go in confidential parts. Little lady.
- But you're not telling anything. You're faking.
- You're a closed box.
- Okay, it's my turn now.
- Alright. Ask me. Whatever you want.
- Let's see how honest you can be.
- I'm man. We are whatever we are.
- A brave man shouldn't hide anything.
- I'm starting then.
- Please.
- How old are you?
- 30.
- What's your zodiac sign?
- Leo.
- Which team do you support?
- Like I told you, Leo. UltraLeo.
- I didn't understand. But I pass.
- Nevermind. Continue.
- -Do you have a girlfriend? -No.
- -Did you ever fall in love? -No.
- -Are you sure? -Yes.
- -Yes means, you've been in love. -No.
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Is this a cross examination?
- Answer my question.
- I don't have a girlfriend. And I've never been in love before.
- Would you like to fall in love?
- You lovey doveys.
- I came at the most exciting part of the movie, right?
- Only if I came ten seconds later.
- No, there was a bug in my eye. He was looking at that.
- Exactly. She told me she had a bug in her eye.
- Yeah sure. I'm sure it's a bug.
- Kids. Excuse me but we have to leave. The sun is setting.
- It will be so late.
- Can we find the way?
- I hope so.
- Bon appetit kiddos. See you tomorrow.
- What's going on?
- Why did he get up like that?
- What does a bachelor man on holiday?
- He eats, drinks, walks around, then he sees a beauty.
- When did that happen?
- Are you expecting a call?
- Yes.
- Your ex boyfriend?
- What?
- How did you know?
- What is there to not know?
- Ex boyfriend, new break up.
- It's so obvious from your every move.
- Smartass.
- It's alright. We won't talk if you don't want it.
- Of course we won't talk. Why should we?
- I don't know. I thought maybe you'd like to confide.
- It may be relaxing to talk to someone from the opposite sex.
- Does it help?
- Of course it does.
- I'm also a repairman of broken hearts.
- Repairman, huh?
- Yes.
- I can repair everything.
- Really. Car, motorbike, broken heart.
- Oh yeah?
- Yes. Really. I can fix everything you can think of.
- Bonnet, relationships. It doesn't matter.
- I only need a hammer.
- I think we'll have to use a cockscrew here.
- Can you come please?
- Can I have a bottle of red wine and a cockscrew?
- -I'm bringing right away. -Thank you.
- You didn't ask me, if I liked red wine.
- All girls love red wine.
- Specially white collars like you.
- But you started generalising me again.
- No woman likes to be generalised.
- Each one sees herself like a princess but...
- ...I don't know why, they show all the typical behaviour.
- Alright. I give up. I'm a typical woman. Okay now?
- Super.
- I'll ask something.
- If you knew women this good. Why are you not in a relationship?
- Maybe because I know them to well.
- The answer is hidden in the question, huh?
- You can say that too.
- But tonight our topic isn't me.
- It's you.
- Right.
- What will I lose if I confine to you?
- I will just confide to someone, that I don't know. And I'll relax.
- Don't underestimate me.
- You say so.
- Come on tell me. I'm listening.
- Now look. We are together with him since five years.
- I mean we were, unfortunately.
- His name is Tolga.
- Huh?
- When I earned this holiday we're in. I called him, for he's my boyfriend.
- I said...
- He has a great job.
- He has a career that everybody's dreaming of.
- All my girl friends adored him.
- They were all so jealous of me.
- How could I lose such a man?
- Do you know, he came to shopping with me.
- Do you know how many times I planned my wedding?
- Even my wedding dress was ready.
- Am I always gonna marry other people?
- Why can't I dance like this, at my own wedding?
- Boy is ours. Girl is ours.
- Lots of weird stuff are passing through my head.
- He just disappeared.
- I will kick his a...
- Alright, alright. Let's go to the pool side.
- That creep. Donkey! I will shit on him!
- What are you doing? Let me go!
- Let me go!
- You asked me to tell it.
- I asked you to talk, not swear.
- I didn't say, "Disgrace us in front of everybody".
- You got drunk with only two glasses anyway.
- I get drunk.
- My threshold is low.
- I'm not used to it. What can I do?
- Are you alright?
- I'm not.
- You look so beautifully.
- Zeynep?
- Let me take you to your room.
- -No. -But it'll be so cold here.
- No, it's so beautiful here.
- You'll freeze here.
- I won't leave.
- I won't even take a step.
- It's alright. Don't go.
- He doesn't deserve me at all.
- I deserve better.
- Do you understand?
- Yes.
- What's going on?
- You tell me what's going on?
- You tricked me.
- Maybe you deluded me.
- Don't be silly. What are you talking about?
- He's a repairman of broken hearts.
- He fixes bonnets and relationships.
- Am I a bonnet? I think you've mistaken me for a motor.
- You're talking nonsense. You think I'm a pervert?
- For Christ sakes! You became drunk last night.
- I asked to take you to your room.
- You said, "no".
- Then we came to the beach...
- Stop! Don't tell me. Please don't tell me.
- I can't handle all these.
- Alright.
- Or wait a minute.
- I'm an adult. I can face reality. Please tell me.
- Okay.
- You drank two glasses of wine.
- Then you...
- No don't tell. I changed my mind. I don't want to hear any of these.
- Look at me.
- We didn't do anything.
- Don't worry.
- I'm not a guy who'll benefit from a drunk girl.
- You're not my type anyway.
- Bon appetit.
- Thank you.
- May I sit?
- I'm so sorry for last night.
- Thanks for tolerating me.
- You're welcome.
- I did so many stupid things.
- I'm sure I told many stupid things.
- And I slapped you and insulted you in the morning.
- You didn't have to put up with me.
- All in all you're on holiday.
- I'm so sorry again.
- My holiday is going very well. Don't worry.
- Do you love him so much?
- Of course I love him. All in all it's a long relationship.
- But he doesn't love you.
- He didn't say he doesn't love.
- He just wanted to have a break.
- I know, that he loves me.
- Well did he ever look into your eyes and say: "I love you"?
- He didn't say it like that but...
- Throughout five years?
- Not once?
- I'm trying to explain, why not once.
- You know, some men can't say those magic words.
- When he wants to say it, he's stuck.
- Like this, you know.
- Tolga is like that too.
- Not every men can say it.
- Tolga is a person, who prefers to show his love with his behaviour.
- But you always want him to say it.
- I do of course. Every woman wants that.
- But not every man can say that.
- What can we do?
- Zeynep I'll tell you something.
- Even the most insensitive man, if he's really in love...
- ...with the person, who stands in front of him...
- ...would say those magic words.
- He'd say: "I love you."
- There's no excuse or exception for that.
- No. Tolga is a very good person. I mean...
- He has a great career. He's so honest.
- He's so hardworking. So...
- Are you aware, that you're using so many explanatory sentences?
- Why should I use explanatory sentences? Do I need that?
- Alright. So be it.
- Actually do you know, I realize now...
- ...Tolga is a perfect man.
- I made mistake somewhere.
- There's a problem. I shouldn't lose Tolga.
- I should call him before he finds another girl.
- What are you doing? Wait a minute.
- I'm calling Tolga.
- Don't be silly. That would be the end of you.
- What?
- If you call him, you're done. Give it to me.
- What are you doing? Give it to me.
- I'm not a classic minded person like you.
- I don't believe in this "girl calls not, man calls" stuff.
- Can you give that phone to me?
- Aren't you always losing because of this so called modern mind.
- There's no such thing.
- Man loves to call. Not to be called. Alright?
- Like this.
- He goes after his prey like a hound.
- That's why he wants to call the woman.
- Should I be the prey now?
- Yeah. I know it doesn't sound nice when you first hear that.
- But it's true.
- Zeynep look.
- Yesterday, I was really sad for you.
- I pitied you.
- I said, "Such a shame!"
- -I thought, it wasn't right. -Okay. I understand.
- I understand. You love him. It's a long relationship. But...
- Look at me.
- If you really want that man.
- I can help you.
- How?
- Look. Men are like cars too. Okay?
- But if you want to hit the long road.
- But you don't want to change its oil and water...
- ...it either boils water or burns the gasket.
- You mean Tolga boils water?
- Yes, we can say it like that too.
- If you surrender to me completely.
- If you trust me.
- I can bring that guy to you in three days.
- Really?
- Did you add the alive flowers to the offer?
- I did. Don't worry.
- Did you get a price from the orchestras?
- I did. The numbers are same. But I can send it again if you want.
- Just send them to me. I'll check them again.
- Then we'll talk again, alright?
- I'll ask something. I almost forgot.
- How many waiters did you write?
- Ten.
- Security?
- Four.
- I'm solving everything here. Can you please trust me.
- Enjoy yourself.
- Okay I know but...
- Anyway just send me orchestra prices, I want to see them.
- Then we'll talk. Okay?
- Okay. Bye.
- Now I have to count again.
- Excuse me, I'll classify you again, but...
- You're one of those typical control freak women.
- You know that, right?
- No. Why?
- If you weren't, you wouldn't control your best friend and...
- ...business partner, who's 800 kilometres away.
- It's not like that. I trust Berna. She' my partner.
- But I don't want to throw everything over her shoulders.
- That's why.
- Can you prove me that you're not...
- ...a typical control freak business woman?
- How?
- Like...
- Get rid of these tablet and phone for instance.
- Can you give them? I need those.
- -Do you want that man back? -Yes I want but...
- Then, you have to change!
- What is this?
- Who needs a boring, workaholic, perfectionist, not fun woman?
- I'm fun.
- Are you?
- Don't get me wrong. But you've blunted each other.
- I mean, the relationship has lost its movement.
- Yes. You're right.
- How could I not understand that?
- I'm boring.
- That's why I lost the guy.
- But now you're changed.
- From now on you're a fun person.
- -I'm fun. -Yes!
- You're super crazy now.
- I'm crazy.
- You're so sexy and so beautiful.
- Me?
- Yes, you.
- I am, right?
- So today we're moving to second lesson.
- What's that?
- We'll make him jealous.
- How?
- We're gonna take photos of us.
- So close and intimate.
- And you're gonna share them on the social media.
- -Alright. When do we start? -Right now.
- -Not in this condition, right? -No. Exactly like this.
- Look.
- They're gonna be intimate, warm and real photos.
- They'll be convincing.
- He's certainly following your accounts.
- If you're still in his Facebook and Instagram.
- Of course. We're still following each other.
- Nice. Then our job will be easy.
- If he sees how much fun you have, you're happy without him...
- ...you don't need him, you forgot him easily, he will freak out...
- ...and feel an unendurable need to get you back.
- Hi!
- -Is it done? -Yes. It's done.
- Good. Now you need some patience.
- But you'll see. One he sees those photos, he has to call you.
- -You'll see. -Hopefully!
- Come on let's dance then.
- Let's see how Ms. Zeynep is dancing.
- Our dear guests, today we have here very special guests, who came...
- ...here with the sponsorship of our hotel and a private radio.
- And this is the song, which caused them to come here.
- You will pay for doing this.
- Okay? Very good answer.
- Even he can become romantic.
- If you're heart's filled with him., you won't be searching for more.
- I'll ask one more thing.
- Don't do it Zeynep, I'm tired of answering.
- -So tired? -So tired.
- -You ask. -What can I ask to you?
- Zeynep? How are you?
- I'm fine too.
- What am I doing?
- No. I need to relax. Or I can't talk.
- I can't open my heart to this girl.
- This is good.
- I'm burning.
- I'm burning Zeynep.
- What have you done? Did you drink that?
- Are you crazy man? This is a very special vodka.
- It's Soviet vodka. Linda brought it.
- -Who's Linda? -My new girlfriend.
- You're only supposed to drink a little from this.
- Now you'll be so high. We're doomed.
- Don't be silly, give it to me. It's an innocent friend only.
- Where are you going?
- Where can I go Emrah? Where?
- Today is the day, I'll open my heart to Zeynep.
- I'll go to her. And I'll say: "I'm burning Zeynep."
- I'll say, "I'm burning."
- I'll tell her that I'm in love.
- You stop. I'll handle this.
- Don't you exhale to anybody's face.
- -Hello. -Hello, welcome.
- We were searching for a friend.
- Can you tell me your friend's name?
- -Zeynep. -Zeynep?
- -Zeynep Kara. -Isn't she Zeynep?
- Zeynep.
- Zeynep!
- Barýþ! What are you doing there man? Come here!
- Zeynep.
- Zeynep!
- What? Sorry. Please excuse us.
- Zeynep?
- That's Zeynep's feet.
- -What's happening? -I don't know.
- I think this drink made me blind.
- Maybe it was illegal drink. Sorry.
- -I'll tell something. -What are you doing?
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- -Zeynep I'm in love with you. -Go away freak!
- Let me go! Where were you?
- Zeynep take your glasses off.
- Madam. Telephone.
- -No, not important. -Okay.
- -Give it, give it. -What?
- -I can't reach there. -What are you saying?
- I'll do myself, till you understand.
- He's calling. He's really calling.
- -Hello? -Zeynep. How are you?
- Excuse me, who are you?
- Zeynep, it's me, Tolga. How quick did you forget me.
- Tolga! Sorry I couldn't get your voice.
- How are you?
- I'm fine. I was wondering of you.
- Though I get your news. I see you pictures on Facebook.
- I think you're having a lot of fun. I think you have new friends too.
- -Who is he? -Who is who?
- The guy in the photos.
- He's my... Our friend.
- Tolga, my holiday is going amazingly well.
- I could say: "Wish you were here too."
- But I can't. Because the moment I asked you, we broke up.
- What can one do? It's destiny, right?
- Look, I wanted to talk about that.
- I made a mistake. I want to come there and ask for forgiveness.
- I want to make it up to you, before it's too late.
- Tolga, one moment please.
- Zeynep, are you there?
- Hello? Can we talk this when I'm back in Istanbul?
- I can call you when I'm available.
- Zeynep you know me well. I don't like taking risks.
- I know you're mad at me. And I knew you'll talk like this.
- I didn't leave it to chance.
- I bought a ticket to Antalya for tonight.
- What did you do?
- I'll be with you this evening.
- -Bro. Are you alright? -I'm fine.
- Don't worry. Shower was very helpful.
- Your walking is fine. Let me check.
- -How many fingers? -Two.
- Let him kiss you!
- Stop making fun. I'm really fine.
- I pulled myself together. Don't worry.
- Listen to me instead.
- Now I'm going downstairs and wait for Zeynep.
- Then I invite her to dinner only two of us.
- Then I confess my feelings to her in a romantic environment.
- -Super plan bro. -Thanks.
- Your girl is coming.
- Barýþ. We made it!
- He's so jealous of me. And missed me a lot.
- So he's coming here tonight to see me.
- Can you believe this? Thanks to you.
- I'm so glad for you.
- How beautiful, if I could help.
- Are you crazy? It's your success.
- Barýþ, thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.
- I don't have much time. I should go and prepare.
- Thank you for everything Barýþ.
- You're him.
- Mud man.
- The guy with Zeynep.
- Apparently you're Tolga.
- How do you know me?
- You're very famous around here.
- -Zeynep talked a lot about you. -I'm sure she does.
- We're together since five years.
- Zeynep loves me. And I love her too of course.
- Then why did you left her?
- I was confused. I wanted to stay away for a while, you see.
- But now I understood my mistake. I'm back.
- Don't you ever make her upset.
- Just say it openly. Look into her eyes.
- Say: "Zeynep I love you."
- If you do that, she'll forgive you easier.
- She'll be yours forever.
- By the way...
- ...I made a reservation for tonight, in the Palm Street.
- A special table for two.
- But I don't need that anymore.
- You can have a wonderful dinner.
- Zeynep would like that a lot.
- Between us.
- Zeynep.
- You look so beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Tolga.
- Everything is wonderful.
- This place, this music, champaigne, roses.
- When did prepare all of this?
- All for you.
- You know I'm a planning expert.
- You're unbelievable.
- And tonight will be the most memorable night of my life.
- What do you think?
- -I'll do my best for that. -Hopefully.
- Zeynep, I want you to forgive me.
- I made a big mistake. I was almost losing you.
- -But now I'm back and... -And...
- And... I want you back again.
- Yes.
- Your greatest apology was coming all this way...
- ...and creating this amazing atmosphere.
- Yeah sure.
- Dinner is legendary.
- -I hope you choke with that. -Excuse me?
- I should go to bathroom. If there's anything you want to do...
- Maybe you'll make a surprise, huh?
- Yes, I have one actually. After you come.
- And I'll tell you the most important thing of the night.
- Then I'm coming right away. You can prepare.
- -Zeynep? -Emrah?
- Linda?
- Zeynep, you're so beautiful tonight.
- Thank you. You too.
- So, how is it going?
- I don't know, I couldn't get what I was hoping for yet.
- He made lots of preparations just to apologize me.
- He came all the way from Istanbul.
- And I think he'll propose now.
- He made all preparations for this.
- Really? Did he arrange that table for you?
- Yes. Who else could it be?
- Barýþ of course. Who can it be?
- Barýþ?
- Look Zeynep. Barýþ is in love with you.
- But he couldn't say it.
- When he finally built up his courage...
- ...your opportunist ex boyfriend came.
- Then Barýþ gave up.
- That table, dinner, roses, champaigne...
- ...they're all there right?
- Yes.
- -How do I know all these? -How?
- Because Barýþ told me all the details.
- He went away only not to see you together with that jerk.
- -Where did he go? -To Istanbul.
- So Tolga knew that it was Barýþ, who arranged that table.
- Of course he knew. They met at the lobby before you came down.
- He loved you so much...
- ...he left all his organization and you to that prick and went.
- My friend is such a dignified person.
- So... What's the surprise of the night?
- -Show it to me! -Are you ready?
- I've never been this ready.
- That's the surprise!
- Zeynep, what are you doing? Are you crazy?
- Here's the surprise of the night.
- Opportunist jerk!
- Zeynep. I was gonna tell you.
- Zeynep. Stop.
- It's only a dinner, table.
- Star.
- Give me the two-sided.
- The socket wrench.
- I said the socket wrench.
- Zeynep?
- I came to you with all my heart.
- Can you forgive me?
- Can you give us a chance?
- I love you Barýþ.
- Barýþ, I mean...
- I love you too Zeynep.
- You know I'm antiwar from birth.
- I already forgave you.
- Dear listeners. This week you'll have a very special price.
- Are you ready?
- The ones who are gonna get married, the ones who'll have a wedding...
- ...a dreamlike honeymoon is waiting for you.
- First couple, who calls me, will have an amazing honeymoon.
- Come on! Take your phones.
- 0 212 304 03 33.
- I repeat. 0 212 304 03 33. I'm waiting.
- I'll marry before you.
- Hello.
- -Hello. I am Barýþ. -It doesn't ring.
- Take this.
- Hello I'm Zeynep. Barýþ's girlfriend.
- Hello I'm Barýþ, excuse me, I'm so excited.
- Zeynep will be my wife.
- Can I learn the dates please?
-
Why don't you signal!
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aperient::noun | Spocien Dictionary
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| Synonyms | cathartic, physic, purgative |
| Type of | medicament, medication, medicinal drug, medicine |
| Has types | laxative, milk of magnesia, rochelle powder, seidlitz powder, seidlitz powders, aloes, bitter aloes, castor oil, epsom salts |
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